Rules
Comments from the Finger: We got a big carried away with this bit and we ended up with 50 of them. It’s a good thing.
Sometimes the local village doesn’t have an outbreak of mummy rot or devil’s foot, or some other horrible sounding ailment; sometimes, it’s a mostly harmless bug going around. Here’s a bunch of diseases to throw at your players!
| d100 | Disease |
| 1-2 | Chickening Pox |
| 3-4 | The Swine Flew |
| 5-6 | Achy Breaky Bones |
| 7-8 | “Bard’s Itch” |
| 9-10 | Burning Hands and Feet |
| 11-12 | Chaotic Personality Disorder |
| 13-14 | Club Horn (for tieflings and orcs) |
| 15-16 | Dungeon Fever |
| 17-18 | Sudden Existence Failure |
| 19-20 | Daddy Rot |
| 21-22 | Abyssal Worms |
| 23-24 | Hypoactive Luck Syndrome |
| 25-26 | Goblin Breath |
| 27-28 | Duergar Pattern Baldness |
| 29-30 | Healing Potion Dependency |
| 31-32 | Elven Existential Ennui |
| 33-34 | Chronic Depressive Disorder with Edgelord Tendencies |
| 35-36 | Beholder Eye |
| 37-38 | Dracophobia |
| 39-40 | Tasha’s Hideous Dermatitis |
| 41-42 | Post-Dungeon Paranoia Disorder |
| 43-44 | Zombie Decay |
| 45-46 | Wizard’s Burnout |
| 47-48 | Mage’s Hand |
| 49-50 | Otto’s Compulsive Dancing Disorder |
| 51-52 | Potion of Giant Strength Addiction |
| 53-54 | Attention Dysfunction Haste Disorder |
| 55-56 | Illusion/Hallucination Confusion Disorder |
| 57-58 | Adventurer’s Back Strain |
| 59-60 | Manic Pixie Disorder (Generalized) |
| 61-62 | Summoner’s Sickness |
| 63-64 | Strumpet’s Ooze |
| 65-66 | Hatter’s Madness |
| 67-68 | Hero’s Delusion |
| 69-70 | The Alchemical Shakes |
| 71-72 | Cockatriceitus |
| 73-74 | Tieflophilia |
| 75-76 | Impacted Wisdom Modifier |
| 77-78 | Backstory Amnesia |
| 79-80 | Mad Gnome Disease |
| 81-82 | Chronic Backstabbing Disorder |
| 83-84 | Familiar Syndrome |
| 85-86 | Hyper-Kleptomania |
| 87-88 | World-Domination Delusion |
| 89-90 | Lich’s Itch |
| 91-92 | Axe Hands |
| 93-94 | Spontaneous Rageitus |
| 95-96 | Repeated Resurrection Whiplash |
| 97-98 | Post-Invisibility Discoloration |
| 99-100 | Terminal Scrying Disease |
